With apologies to Young Frankenstein, “It is allllliiiiivvveeee!”
Yes, we are still in business. Ran into some unholy computer network problems there for ten days or so. Hey, here’s a super helpful tip – don’t buy low-quality power surge protectors. Shopping by price? Just a bad idea. You end up paying for it. Trust me.
What about our clients? Not to worry. We use a Google system for notifications that we pay wayyy too much for, but it never goes down. If Google collapses, well, that’s pretty much the end of humanity – right? So our agents were up and running the entire time and process complaints as well.
We are up and running at full capacity again. Our efforts to hack the Treasury Department are proceeding nicely. [Delete that last sentence before posting.] Insert evil laugh. [Delete that as well.]
Oh, and here’s a video of me complaining about the situation. Just because.