Hello all! Yes, DMCAAgentService.com is alive. We are fully functioning and should be for the rest of the year unless, you know, society decides to go all Mad Max and stuff.
If it does, we want to give you a heads up to the fact we will be selling bats with embedded nails for the low, low price of $2,500.
Get’m in mauve!
Get’m in turquoise!
On a serious note, nothing has changed with our service. We’ll still be processing DMCA takedown notices 24/7, so you can mark that off your list of things to check on.
Lock anyone who gets a craving for brains in the closest closet.